Handler Info
Name: N/A
Email: N/A
AIM screen name: N/A
Wrestler Info
Wrestler's Name: Don McDonald
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 225 lbs.
Age: 30
Music: Don plays his beloved accordion on the way to the ring.
Appearance: Pretty average looking, except that he is often seen with an accordion. Medium build, short red hair. He wears a white tuxedo and a red bow tie in the ring, with black shoes and white spats. He always has a goofy smile on his face.
Background: Don's great uncle was immortalized in a well-known kids' song that I can't name here because it's ASCAP and I can't afford to pay for the rights. Let's just say he had a farm. Anyway, Don grew up in the Finger Lakes region of New York, where he learned to play the accordion from watching Lawrence Welk reruns left over from the mid 1950s. He never wrestled as an amateur, but he honed his skills fighting off people who were trying to take away his accordion because they were tired of hearing it.
"I never saw a man so dedicated to his squeeze box," says a man identified only as Ernie, who claimed to have been in a band with Don. "He was fightin' off guys twice his size and playin' 'Lady of Spain' at the same time!"
Don eventually got a job at a bar in Chicago, where the man they call Fatty saw him beating back dissatisfied patrons and was immediately impressed. He offered Don a spot on NWCW's roster once he took over, and Don accepted immediately since it would be a chance to return to his home state.
Alignment: Heel
Wrestling Style: Cheating his ass off.
Finisher/description: Big Squeeze He hits his opponent with his accordion, then trips over his shoelace and lands on the accordion. While he tries to get up, his opponent pins him.
Favorite Moves (10+): Accidentally hitting himself with weapons. Getting his accordion taken away and then playing a sick game of keep away to get it back. Getting picked up by the bow tie and punched repeatedly in the face. Tripping over his shoelaces. Giving wedgies. Receiving wedgies. Low Blow. Getting hit with a low blow. Having a random person from the crowd cheat for him and then losing anyway. Getting pinned.
Basic Entrance:A lone accordion can be heard from beind the curtain. Don McDonald bursts through onto the ramp, playing an unrecognizable song, to a cascade of boos. Unfettered, he continues playing until he gets to the ring, and he climbs in, accordion and all.
